Ok ok, I know it's Tuesday holy crap! just chillax biatches! The weekend was crazy busy! I actually did write while I was working so I show post forth with: Day 3 Fort Indiantown Gap, PA) : Woke up WAY too early today because I had to be up at 5:45 to be out to the base by 7:00 to train the staff. I wanted to make sure that I was up in enough time to have breakfast. Last night my co-worker and I had dinner at the hotel. It was a seafood/prime rib buffet, I love eating on the company! This morning I had the breakfast buffet, standard fair, you know runny scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, french toast, OJ, and yogurt. I love breakfast, it's the best meal of the day. I am learning how to use all this dental crap. I am now an expert at taking a panoramic xray as well as a bite wing xray, I am a god damn xray tech! I am really suprised at how easy it is I am suprised that you have to go to school to get certified in that. Now before you get all crazy and say, WAIT A SECOND! I'M AN RDA AND I WORKED HARD TO GET THAT! I didn't say RHA, I said Xray tech, serious I learned it in 20 minutes. I have mad props for RDA/RHA they assist the dentist and clean teeth both things I have NO idea how to do. Along those lines, my mastery of all things IT keeps progressing, everytime I think I don't know something I suprise myself. Now I'm not trying to toot my own horn but I do think that I didn't know as much as I played up in my interview but now I am a supreme master of all things Dental IT! *Thanks to LeBrandon, he helped me out in a few tight jams.... Lunch time! - 11:57am Eastern Time SYKE! No lunch for the corporate slaves. I am salary so you know that means I have to work through lunch, blah blah blah.....but of course the hourly people have to by law get their hour break. Who the fuck are they? They are my god damn subordiantes, you eat when and what I tell you. Fuck this oh I want to run to Wendy's crap....just be thankful you aren't eating an MRE! The afternoon few by since we had about 20 more soliders come through, to give you a rough estimate it usually takes about 4 minutes for a pano, 4 minutes for a bitewing and then 4 minutes for the exam with the dentista kinda like a barista but smart and not as perky. So you figure 12 minutes per soliders X 20 soliders = 4 hours of work give or take. I am fucking tired, but at least I get to roll deep in my H3 baby! This bad boy is growing on me. Day 4 (Fort Indiantown Gap, PA): More of the same today, saw as many soliders as we saw the day before. That wasn't the interesting part. We have this one Dr. that we work with from time to time, we'll call him Dr. Talksalot. Well Dr. T (for short) has the most interesting stories, I mean let me tell you! He was born in NJ then lived all around the East growing up, well that's not intirely true, he didn't spend much time up in the New England area, but for the most part most of the East, well that is if you include Ohio as part of the East, but I'm getting off topic.....He spent a year of HS on Long Island and that's when his dad decided to HMMMMM SHOOT HIMSELF?!?!?!?! OMG! And let me start off by saying, I know I talk alot, this is a fault I fully admit this and I'm working on it, but this guy can start a story which will remind him of another story, which will remind him of a story about his wife, which will remind him of a story about his kids! I mean come on man, do you breath? The best way I can descirbe him is, he is the Lank's brother but only if you slowed him down to normal speed. That much dialog in the longer period of time. Rant over.....He did have one very interesting tidbit of knowledge that he did lay on me. Fort Indiantown Gap is only about 20 miles away from Three Mile Island. You know the worst nucular meltdown in US history, basically Chernobyl, Pennsylvania. How awesome is that? It was kinda creepy driving out of town and seeing those things rise above the hills. No thanks friends....
 Day 5 (Virgina by way of Maryland): Woke up late today since today is a travel day. He needed to hit the road by 1 to make it to Reston, VA before our truck did. For those of you who are map-declined ( I figure since you can be inclined at something it stands to reason that you can be declined, am I right or am I right or am I right) I'm right huh ;) Anyway back to the road...
Had to drop off the H3 today, bummer......it was needed though because I couldn't take the H3 from Harrisburg and then drop it off in DC. I am now driving a fancy new Sonata. I was in kind of a hurry to get the cars and get out of Harrisburg so I completely forgot to take a picture with my pimp ride. Oh well here is what it was:
I mean like serious, how baller is this? The only way it would be more baller was if I had gotten 20's for it na mean? So back to the lecture at hand, when we started driving down the road from Harrisburg to Reston we started to notice signs that said 25 miles to Gettysburg. There was absolutely no way I was gonna drive through Gettysburg and not stop. So we stopped work be damned! and drove over to the memorial. We actually did need to get to Reston so we only spent about 30 minutes driving around the town and the "self guided auto tour" I really do want to go back though, it looked really amaing. 2 hours and 20 minutes later we arrived in Reston, VA. Very swanky area, the houses out here are not alligned like a normal row, they are all askew and face different directions, I guess it's cool if you are into that. Our hotel is really nice and only 5 minutes from the work site and 5 minutes for the Dulles airport. I'll take pictures tomorrow of our van so you all can see what I'm working on. It's also swanky and set askew (not really just wanted to get askew into my blog once more before the word gets reitred up into the rafters) No Walmart as of yet although work has kept me busy and the drive yesterday was long, so maybe tomorrow night. Well it's either Walmart or a strip club. Day 6: Stay tuned I'll post tomorrow about my boring day today. Although please keep this in mind, toll roads are fun! | 
